Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A state of being so weak it’s like you’ve been hit by a truck and then told to do push-ups

I’m so tired I think I’m going to turn into a couch.

This sandwich is so bad it deserves its own jail cell.

My brain feels like it’s been microwaved and then left in the sun.

2

When something is so average it makes you want to cry and also eat a whole pie

This movie was so boring I fell asleep and then woke up still bored.

My life is like a vending machine that only gives you stale chips.

That joke was so bad it hurt my soul.

3

A condition so bad you wish you had a disease and a curse at the same time

This coffee is like a nightmare I can’t wake up from.

My hair looks like it was attacked by a raccoon and a blender.

That meeting was longer than my ex’s sob story.

4

When you’re so confused you think you’re in a movie and you’re also the director

I looked at the menu and thought I was in a foreign country.

This game is harder than my math test and my ex’s lies.

I don’t know if I’m dreaming or if my brain is on vacation.

5

A state of being so dull it’s like watching paint dry in a library

This class is so slow I could’ve painted the Mona Lisa in the time it took.

That lecture was longer than my bedtime story and my math homework.

I felt like I was in a zombie movie, but even the zombies were bored.