Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big ol' hole that lets you know when you're being taken for a ride.

I told her she had a pachina like a used sock.

He said it was the best pachina he’d ever seen. I said he was full of it.

She called me out for my bad pachina smell. I called her a bad name.

2

A fake vag from China that smells like old gym socks and regret.

That pachina he bought online looked like it had been dipped in dirt and shame.

She wore her pachina like it was a trophy. It was a disaster.

He said the pachina was made by a guy who never washed his hands.

3

A woman’s pachina is like a trap for men. Once it gets you, it doesn’t let you go.

His pachina got him like a spider web. He couldn’t move.

She said her pachina had him eating out of the palm of her hand.

He was like a dog begging for treats from the pachina.

4

A fancy word for a pachina that’s just way more fun to say.

She said she had a perchina so big it could hold a whole lunch.

He called it a pachai like it was a secret code.

She said it was a pachina but spelled it like it was a spell.

5

When you get so sucked in by a pachina that you can’t think straight.

He was so pachina-hypnotized he forgot his own name.

She was under the pachina’s spell and couldn’t leave.

He was like a zombie walking into the pachina’s lair.