Pachiggum

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the gut-wrenching regret you feel when you wake up after a night of total chaos and you want to punch the morning

I woke up with a hangover and my ex's number in my phone. Pachiggum is real.

After that keg stand, I felt like I'd been run over by a bus. Pachiggum hit me like a freight train.

I came home with three different people's hair in my mouth. Pachiggum is the worst.

the face you make when you realize your wild night out is over and you have to go to work

I woke up at 3 AM and had to be at work by 8. Pachiggum is the devil.

I looked in the mirror and my face was a mess. Pachiggum had taken over.

I tried to text my friends but I couldn't even type straight. Pachiggum was winning.

the total breakdown you get when you realize your wild night is over and you have no idea how you got home

I don't remember how I got home, but I remember Pachiggum hitting me like a punch to the gut.

I woke up in a stranger's house with a tattoo on my arm. Pachiggum is real.

I had no idea what happened, but I knew Pachiggum had taken over my life.

the total embarrassment you feel when you wake up after a night of crazy and you wish you were still out

I woke up with a guy's shirt on and my pants around my ankles. Pachiggum was the worst.

I walked into class with a hangover and my hair was wild. Pachiggum had ruined my day.

I had to tell my mom I was staying over at my friend's house. Pachiggum made me lie.

the total disaster you feel when you wake up after a wild night and you wish you were still at the bar

I woke up with a pizza box on my head and a soda in my mouth. Pachiggum was a total disaster.

I tried to go to work but I fell asleep at my desk. Pachiggum had taken over.

I looked in the mirror and I looked like a raccoon. Pachiggum was the best.

the feeling you get when you wake up after a night of madness and you wish you could go back to the club

I woke up with my friend's hair in my mouth and a song stuck in my head. Pachiggum was real.

I tried to walk to school but I fell over. Pachiggum had ruined my day.

I looked like a total mess and I wanted to go back to the club. Pachiggum was the worst.