Pachiclon

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Pachiclon is like the fat on your arms that decides it’s gonna be a pain in the ass and wiggle whenever you try to be cool.
My cousin’s Pachiclon was dancing during my uncle’s eulogy. It was like a funeral disco.
I tried to show off my biceps, but my Pachiclon had other plans. It laughed at me.
At the church party, my Pachiclon started doing the wave. The pastor asked if it was a sign from God.
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Pachiclon is the reason you can’t sit still during important moments. It’s like a greasy kid in your arm that won’t stop being a bother.
During my job interview, my Pachiclon started doing the robot. I got the job, but I’m not sure why.
My Pachiclon wouldn’t stop twitching during the movie. I was trying to cry, and it was laughing at me.
I tried to pray at church, but my Pachiclon was doing karate. God probably got confused.
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Pachiclon is the flabby mess on your arm that thinks it’s a DJ and starts playing music whenever you’re trying to be serious.
At my cousin’s wedding, my Pachiclon started playing air guitar. The whole room was confused.
I tried to eat my burger in peace, but my Pachiclon started doing the cha-cha.
During my mom’s speech, my Pachiclon was doing the twist. It was like a family dance-off.
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