pachewy chum

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Nonsense babble you say when you're too high to think straight and too low to care.
'Pachewy chum?' I asked. 'Pachewy chum!' he replied. We both passed out.
She said 'pachewy chum' like it was a swear word.
He texted me 'pachewy chum' and I knew it was the beginning of the end.
2
When you try to spit out gum like it owes you money and you're too lazy to just chew it.
He tried to spit out gum like it was a rival. It wasn't. It just was.
She said 'pachewy chum' and I knew she was about to fail gym class.
My friend tried to spit out gum and it went in his shoe. Classic.
3
Calling someone a freak because you're a freak and you like it that way.
'You're a pachewy chum!' he said. I laughed and threw gum at him.
She called me a pachewy chum and I took it as a compliment.
We're both freaks. That's why we're pachewy chum.
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