pacheque

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A girl so hot she could make the lunch lady blush. Everyone in school knows her name and wishes they were her boyfriend.
Pacheque walked in, and the whole cafeteria went silent. Even the chicken nuggets were jealous.
My crush is Pacheque. I’ve had a crush on her since third grade. I still don’t know why.
Pacheque turned my head. Now I can’t stop thinking about her. I’m doomed.
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Pacheque is the queen of the school. She’s got a face like a unicorn and a body that makes boys go crazy.
Pacheque smiled at me, and I forgot how to breathe. I still haven’t recovered.
She’s got more followers than the principal. That’s saying something.
I asked Pacheque for homework help. She said yes. I got a C and a heart attack.
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Pacheque is the kind of girl who makes your heart skip a beat and your pants shrink two sizes.
Pacheque passed me in the hall, and I dropped my pencil. It was a close call.
I saw Pacheque in the cafeteria. I tried to eat. My brain forgot how.
Pacheque asked me to prom. I said yes. Now I have to wear a suit and pretend I know what I’m doing.
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