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Pach is when you can do everything at once and still boss everyone around like you own them.

I’m a pach, I can draw, dance, and tell you your life is a mess all at the same time.

This kid’s a pach, she can run the school and still laugh at your dumb jokes.

He’s a pach, he can lead a group, make art, and still tell you your hair looks like a cat threw up.

A pache is a loud, hot-headed person who loves being the center of attention and thinks they’re the best at everything.

My cousin’s a pache, she’ll argue with a cop and still take the last slice of pizza.

That guy’s a pache, he yells at his dog and still thinks he’s a rockstar.

She’s a pache, she loves people, but she also loves herself more than you ever will.

Pach is a nickname for a mixed-blood man who fights for his heritage and hates when people make fun of him for it.

My uncle’s a pach, he’ll fight a guy over a parking spot and still talk about his ancestors.

That pach at the bar doesn’t take disrespect from anyone, especially not white bitches.

He’s a pach, he’ll tell you he’s from the Apache and still laugh at your dumb jokes.

A pach is a school in Philly where girls get passed around like they’re pizza and everyone loves it.

That pach school is wild, the kids take turns being the center of attention.

My cousin went to pach, she says it’s like a never-ending group sex party.

That pach school is the worst, they pass around bitches like they’re candy.

Pach is another word for sperm, the stuff that comes out when you get excited and can’t wait any longer.

He said he was going to pach it all night, and he did.

She laughed at him when he said he was going to pach it in the hallway.

He pached it in the middle of class, and the teacher gave him detention.

Pach is short for Papa Burger with Cheese, the best burger at A&W, and the only thing that makes sense in that place.

The cook said, ‘I need a pach,’ and the cashier got it right away.

He yelled, ‘I want a pach,’ and the guy behind the counter smiled.

They said, ‘We need a pach,’ and the whole kitchen got busy.

Pach is a stupid way to say patch, like when someone promises you a software fix but it never shows up.

He said he was going to fix it with a pach, and it still didn’t work.

She called it a pach, but it was still broken.

That guy said it was a pach, but it was just a lie.