Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation

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The most annoying classical song ever made, named after a guy who probably had a bad day. It's like the theme song of people who think they're cultured.
My cousin played it at her wedding and I nearly died from the sound.
I heard it in a coffee shop and started screaming into my latte.
My math teacher plays it during tests and I can't focus.
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A song so overused it should be banned. It’s like the theme song of people who think they’re fancy but only know one piece of music.
My mom plays it every Sunday and I want to throw my cereal at her.
I heard it in a dentist’s office and almost bit through my cheek.
My history teacher plays it during quizzes and I get distracted by the violins.
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The musical equivalent of a middle schooler’s favorite song. It’s the only classical piece anyone knows and it’s played everywhere, like it’s going to save the world.
My uncle plays it at every family reunion and I want to run away.
I heard it at a funeral and I almost started laughing.
My gym teacher plays it during warm-ups and I can’t take it anymore.
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