Pacheena

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it’s a cock and a snatch fused together!
My cousin says it’s like having a sandwich with meat and bread and no lettuce.
My mom called it the worst thing since the invention of the microwave.
My friend’s dog tried to eat it and got a face full of confusion.
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it’s a penis and a vagina stuck in a love-hate relationship!
My teacher said it’s like having a roommate who never cleans up.
I texted my friend: ‘This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.’ He replied: ‘No, it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.’
My brother tried to explain it to my dog and now the dog won’t stop barking at him.
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it’s a meat tunnel with a side of cheese!
My sister said it’s like having a hot dog without the bun.
I posted a picture of it and my dad said, ‘That’s the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen.’
My friend tried to explain it to his goldfish and now the goldfish is floating upside down.
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