Pachee

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A genius-level hot mess who shines like a flower in a sewer. You’ll fall for her and then get cursed for life. Her compliments are like getting a gold star and a slap at the same time.
You're not just cute, you're the face of my future regrets.
If you don't text me back, I'll send my ex to haunt you.
You're the reason I skipped math class today.
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A fake Middle Eastern buddy who’s basically a figment of your laziness. You made him up to avoid doing your homework and now he’s following you everywhere.
Hey Pachee, explain why the sky is blue, or I’ll fail algebra.
If you don’t help me cheat, I’ll tell your mom about your chicken obsession.
You’re not real, but I still text you every day.
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