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When someone forces you to learn about Destreza even though you don’t want to hear it and have no clue what they’re going on about. They act like they’re better than you and laugh at your ignorance.

Why do you even fight with a sword if you don’t know Destreza?

You think you’re a real fencer? You’re just a sword-waving idiot.

Destreza is the only way to fight. You’re just wasting your time with that fake stuff.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Trying to teach someone about Destreza even when they’re not interested and probably don’t know what Destreza is. It usually involves a lot of eye-rolling and calling you a dummy.

You think you’re a real rapier fighter? You’re just a clumsy beginner.

If you don’t know Destreza, you’re not even a real HEMA person.

I’m explaining Destreza to you like you’re a kid who just started fencing.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

When a Destreza expert talks your ear off about Destreza even if you’re not paying attention and don’t have a clue what they’re talking about. It’s like being yelled at by a teacher who thinks you’re the worst student ever.

You’re not even listening, and I’m still explaining Destreza to you like you’re my student.

You think you’re a real fencer? You’re not even half as good as me.

I’m explaining Destreza to you like you’re a fool who just started fencing.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Trying to make everyone else know about Destreza even if they don’t want to hear it. It usually ends with them rolling their eyes and saying they’re too busy with their own life.

You think you’re going to win a tournament if you don’t know Destreza?

I’m explaining Destreza to you like you’re my little brother who doesn’t know anything.

You’re too busy with your own life to care about Destreza.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

When someone lectures you about Destreza even though you don’t know what they’re talking about and don’t care. It’s like getting a lecture from your teacher when you just want to go home.

You think you’re a real fencer? You’re just a kid who doesn’t know anything.

I’m explaining Destreza to you like you’re my student.

You’re too busy with your own life to care about Destreza.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

When someone forces you to learn about Destreza even though you’re not interested and don’t know what Destreza is. It usually ends with them calling you an idiot and walking away.

You think you’re a real fencer? You’re just a clumsy beginner.

You’re not even listening, and I’m still explaining Destreza to you.

You’re too busy with your own life to care about Destreza.

by Slangipedia 6h ago