Pacheco syndrome

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When your penis gets no blood and stays tiny like a baby’s noodle

My man got Pacheco syndrome after eating three pizzas and watching porn

He tried to impress the barista and ended up with Pacheco syndrome

I called my dad and he said, 'That’s Pacheco syndrome, son.'

Your penis goes to sleep and won’t wake up for the rest of the day

He tried to flirt with the waitress and got Pacheco syndrome

My brother got Pacheco syndrome after eating too much candy

I got Pacheco syndrome and couldn’t even zip my pants

Your penis is too lazy to get hard and just stays small

He got Pacheco syndrome after a long day at work

My friend got Pacheco syndrome and couldn’t beat his dad

I got Pacheco syndrome and my mom laughed at me