pachec

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 4h ago · 4 definitions

1
When your butt feels like it’s about to explode and you’re too busy cussing to care if anyone hears you.
'I’m not leaving this bathroom until I finish my pachec.'
'He was making noises like a dying cow during his pachec.'
'She texted me mid-pachec: 'I’m not coming to your party.'
2
The moment you realize you’re about to pass a loaf of bread and you’re not even sad about it.
'I did my pachec in the breakroom and no one noticed.'
'He did his pachec in the middle of a meeting and laughed about it later.'
'She said she’d do her pachec in the elevator if I didn’t shut up.'
3
When your butt is on fire and you’re just trying to survive the day.
'I had to run to the nearest bathroom just to do my pachec.'
'He did his pachec in the car and got stuck in traffic.'
'She did her pachec in front of her boss and didn’t apologize.'
4
When your pants feel like they’re going to join the party and you’re not even mad.
'I did my pachec in the office and left a trail of doom behind me.'
'He did his pachec during a Zoom call and didn’t even flinch.'
'She did her pachec in the hallway and got a standing ovation.'
xs