Pachanka

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A pachanka is a rowdy street bash where people forget their problems and just get loud until the cops show up or someone gets thrown out of a window.
My cousin started a pachanka in the middle of the highway. The cops didn’t even know what hit them.
We had a pachanka in the park and ended up burning the picnic tables. Classic.
The pachanka started at 9 PM and didn’t end until 4 AM. I still have a hangover from it.
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Pachanka is a fancy word for a woman’s private area. It’s like when your mom says you’ve been eating too much candy.
My friend called my teacher a pachanka during lunch. She got sent to the office.
He said she had a pachanka like a bakery. Everyone laughed.
My little brother asked what a pachanka was. I told him he’d find out when he’s older.
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