Pachangas

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A skin infection caused by cramming a softball into your jockstrap like you're trying to make up for your bad life choices.
My jockstrap looks like a soccer net after a pachanga.
He had a pachanga so bad he got a rash on his balls.
That guy’s got a pachanga so bad he smells like a gym sock.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A wild party or dance party on the West Coast. You don’t just attend you get thrown in.
That pachanga was so wild I got kicked out.
She showed up to the pachanga with a bottle of tequila and a plan.
The pachanga was so loud my neighbors called the cops.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A type of black cat from Mexico. They’re fluffy, have big eyes, and walk like they own the place. Also, they’re supposedly sent by the gods to judge your life.
That cat is a pachanga. It judges my life every day.
My pachanga just stared me down like I did something wrong.
I saw a pachanga and immediately felt guilty.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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An ex-friend who turned into a backstabber. Also a traitor. They’re like the worst kind of friend you could have.
He was my best friend. Now he's a pachanga.
That pachanga told my secrets to my enemies.
She turned into a pachanga and left me hanging.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To party like you’re trying to beat the world record for the loudest, wildest, most drunk party ever.
They went to a pachanga and got so drunk they passed out.
That pachanga was so loud my ears still hurt.
I had a pachanga and now my house smells like a bar.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A woman’s private area. Also the best place to hide secrets.
He asked her about her pachanga like it was a crime.
That pachanga was so deep, it had a life of its own.
She said he was her pachanga and left him speechless.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The king of the north part of Edmonton. He’s the boss of all bosses. People fear him like he’s a monster.
That pachanga is the king of Edmonton. Don’t mess with him.
He’s the pachanga, and I’m just here for the party.
That pachanga runs the whole city like it’s his toy.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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