pacen

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the most annoying sweetheart who thinks he's your best friend but is actually just trying to get in your pants. he'll laugh at your jokes even when they're bad and hug you like you're his long lost brother.
"Pacen, why are you crying?" "I just got hugged by you."
He texted me a meme of a dog wearing sunglasses and said, "This is my life."
He cried when I told him my cat died. I didn't even tell him it was a tragic death.
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a tiny guy who thinks he's the main event but is just there to make you laugh and feel bad about yourself. he can charm a girl into thinking she's in love, but then he shows up with a tiny willy and everyone loses it.
He said, "I can make you feel like a princess." Then he asked for a drink."
He kissed a girl and she went limp like a dead fish.
He told me he could bench press a cow. I asked where the cow was. He said, "It's on vacation."
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a guy who only knows how to get it on with sheep. he doesn't know his own name and thinks his job is to make the world smell like a barn.
He texted me, "I just had sex with a sheep. It was a good day."
He walked into class and said, "I just ate a sheep."
He tried to explain his life to me and I fell asleep.
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