Pacemog

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When you zoom past someone so fast they feel like they're stuck in traffic while you're on a bullet train. It can be with your body, your brain, or your feelings. If you pass them like they're not even trying, you're pacemogging.
I saw him finish the race in 2 minutes. I was still breathing hard. He must’ve pacemogged me.
She got over her break-up in a day. I’m still crying over my pizza. She pacemogged me emotionally.
He texted me 10 times in 5 minutes. I barely replied once. He pacemogged me in the DMs.
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You’re like a rocket and they’re like a snail. You’re flying past them so hard they’re probably wondering why they even bother showing up.
I got to work before the coffee machine even turned on. My coworker was still in the parking lot. I pacemogged him.
He finished the test in 10 minutes. I still had 3 questions. He pacemogged me mentally.
She posted her vacation pics before I even took my first selfie. She pacemogged me on social media.
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You’re like a race car and they’re like a slow elevator. You blast past them so hard they’re probably thinking about quitting life.
He ate my lunch and didn’t even say thank you. He pacemogged me in the lunchroom.
She finished her project before I even got my coffee. She pacemogged me at work.
He texted me 5 times before I even replied once. He pacemogged me in the DMs.
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You’re like a superhero and they’re like a lost toddler. You swoop in and leave them behind like they were never there.
She finished the marathon before I even got to the starting line. She pacemogged me in the race.
He passed the test before I even opened my book. He pacemogged me mentally.
He texted me 10 times before I even replied once. He pacemogged me in the DMs.
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You’re like a jet and they’re like a bicycle. You’re flying past them so fast they might as well be in the slow lane of life.
He finished the assignment before I even started. He pacemogged me in class.
She got over her crush in a day. I’m still stuck on mine. She pacemogged me emotionally.
He posted his vacation pics before I even got on the plane. He pacemogged me on social media.
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