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A FARTING WHORE WHO DATES GIRLS JUST TO CHEAT ON THEM AND BREAK THEIR HEARTS WHILE HE SLEEPS WITH 10-YEAR-OLD LITTLE GIRLS AND WASTES A MILLION DOLLARS A DAY ON CONDOMS
He left his girlfriend for a 12-year-old and spent $200,000 on condoms because he couldn't stop cumming.
His ex cried in the hallway while he was making out with a kid in the principal's office.
He told his new girlfriend he was 25, but she found out he was 45 and had 5 kids from 4 different schools.