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When you're too wasted to think straight and you end up having sex with a girl who normally would give you the finger.

I woke up in a girl's bed with no clothes on and a hangover that could kill a horse.

My buddy got caught in the act by his mom and now he's grounded for life.

She said yes to my offer of pizza and then I took it too far.

The act of getting so wasted you don’t know what’s happening, and then you end up having sex with someone you didn’t even like.

I had one drink and then I woke up in a girl’s house wearing her shirt.

He was too high to remember his own name, let alone his girlfriend’s.

She said no, but then she changed her mind after one too many shots.

When you're so wasted you think you're in love, and then you end up having sex with someone who barely knows who you are.

He thought he was in love, but it turned out she was just high too.

She texted me after the party: 'I think I might have had sex with you.'

He woke up with a girl he didn't know and no idea how he got there.

The madness of getting so drunk you end up having sex with a girl who you normally wouldn't even talk to.

He had to be carried out of the house after having sex with his teacher.

She had no idea who he was, but she still said yes.

He got so wasted he forgot his own name, let alone his ex's.

When you get so drunk you forget your own name and end up having sex with someone who you don’t even know.

He woke up with a girl he didn’t know and no idea how he got there.

She was just there for the pizza, but he took it too far.

He texted her the next day: 'I think I might have had sex with you.'

When you're too wasted to think and you end up having sex with a girl who would normally give you the finger.

He had one drink and then he was on the floor with a girl he didn’t even know.

She got so wasted she ended up having sex with her teacher.

He was so high he thought he was in love, and then he had sex with her.