Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to chill out and stop being a loud, smelly mess

Bro, pace your pickles before I throw you out the window.

I’m not screaming at you, I’m screaming at your loud, smelly mess of a brain.

She paced her pickles so hard, the cat ran away.

2

to take a break from being a pain in the ass

He paced his pickles because his pain in the ass level was too high.

I needed to pace my pickles before I turned into a pain in the ass myself.

She paced her pickles because her brain was full of nonsense.

3

to stop acting like a hot mess and just be normal

I told him to pace his pickles, he was a hot mess in a suit.

She paced her pickles and finally stopped acting like a hot mess in a dress.

He was pacing his pickles because he was a hot mess in a box.

4

to stop being a noisy, stupid, smelly disaster

He paced his pickles because he was a noisy, stupid, smelly disaster.

I had to pace my pickles because I was a noisy, stupid, smelly disaster.

She paced her pickles and became not a noisy, stupid, smelly disaster.

5

to take a breath and stop being a mess

I paced my pickles and took a breath before I became a mess.

He was pacing his pickles because he needed to take a breath.

She paced her pickles and stopped being a mess.