Pace High School

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Pace High School is where all the Miami bimbos go to flirt and the football players go to show off. You’ll get scammed into going there and then you’ll be stuck there for the next four years. The teachers are lazy, the bathrooms reek, and the freshmen are all either ugly, stinky, or fake thugs who sing the same song over and over.
I thought I was getting a good school, but now I’m stuck in Pace with the worst lunch ever.
My cousin got scammed into Pace and now he’s stuck there with the football team.
I walked into the bathroom at Pace after 4 PM and saw two people doing it and a freshman screaming 'worldstar'.
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Pace High School is like a reality show where the cheerleaders wear less and less each year and the dance team twerks like they’re dying. The football team is a bunch of attention whores who can’t win, and the band humps the air like it’s their job.
The dance team tried to twerk, and it looked like a worm was dying.
The football team lost again, and nobody cares.
The band is humping the air like it’s their last day on Earth.
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Pace is a fake Christian school where 2+2 equals football and the teachers don’t care. The kids are all either religious fanatics or just plain ugly. Some even smell like roach spray and the boys’ bathroom.
My math teacher said 2+2=football and I almost died.
I walked into the boys’ bathroom and it smelled like roach spray and regret.
The kids at Pace think they’re religious, but most of them don’t even know what 2+2 is.
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Pace is the worst school ever. The Cuban girls think they’re hot but they’re not. The freshmen are all ugly and stinky. The deans are racist and the teachers don’t do their jobs.
My cousin said the Cuban girls talk bad about everyone behind their back.
The freshmen at Pace all smell like roach spray and the boys’ bathroom.
The deans don’t care if you’re racist or sexist, they just let it happen.
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