pace car

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A cop car that drives so slow on the highway it makes you want to scream and throw your coffee at it.

My mom’s car got stuck behind a pace car like it was stuck in traffic on a Sunday morning.

I saw a cop car going 45 on the highway and yelled, ‘You’re a pace car, you’re a pace car!’

The pace car made me late for work because it was like it had a grudge against me.

The first lazy turd, then a bunch of fast ones who think they’re special.

The pace car was like the first person to show up to the party and just sat there eating chips.

I was stuck behind a pace car that looked like it had just walked out of a nursing home.

The pace car made me late for my date, and I was already running behind schedule.

A bunch of annoying drivers who think they’re the worst and like to drive slow or crazy.

The pace car was a lady on the phone who was talking to her dog and didn’t even know where she was.

I had to pass a pace car that was an Asian guy driving like he was trying to get a gold medal.

The pace car was an old man who looked like he had just been hit by a truck and still didn’t know where he was going.

A drink that won’t let you get drunk, even if you try your best.

I drank a pace car and still got a little tipsy, but not enough to make a fool of myself.

My friend had a pace car and said, ‘This is like drinking water and pretending it’s wine.’

The pace car was like the one guy at the party who didn’t want to get wasted.

An old guy’s car that won’t move even though it’s in the passing lane.

The pace car was an old guy who looked like he had just been hit by a truck and was still confused.

I got stuck behind a pace car that was like an old man who forgot how to drive.

The pace car was like a man who was trying to pass someone but forgot how to accelerate.

A cop car that makes everyone slow down like they’re in a traffic jam on a Monday.

The pace car was like a cop who had a grudge against me and my whole family.

I saw a pace car and yelled, ‘You’re a cop car, and I hate you right now!’

The pace car was like a cop who had a badge and a grudge.

A guy sitting on a wall pooping on himself and trying to outrun his own mess.

The pace car was like a guy sitting on a wall, pooping on his shirt, and trying to outrun his own poop.

I saw a guy doing the New Mexico Pace Car and thought, ‘That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.’

The pace car was like a guy who pooped on his shirt and thought he was the king of the world.