Paccament

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A human who looks like a sausage stuffed with bread and butter
My cousin is a paccament. He eats a whole pizza by himself.
The guy at the gym is a paccament. He sweats like a pig.
My dog calls me a paccament. I think he's just jealous.
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A person who could be a couch if they had legs
My mom is a paccament. She eats cookies for breakfast.
That guy in the subway is a paccament. He smells like old pizza.
My teacher calls me a paccament. I think she just wants me to stop talking.
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A human who could win a wrestling match against a donut
My brother is a paccament. He eats donuts for dinner.
The man at the mall is a paccament. He walks like he's carrying bricks.
My friend calls me a paccament. I think he just wants me to stop eating.
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A person who looks like they were made in a bakery and then left in a dumpster
My neighbor is a paccament. He eats cake for lunch.
That man at the park is a paccament. He sits like he's about to fall apart.
My dad calls me a paccament. He's just mad I eat more than him.
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A person who could be a pillow if they had a head
My uncle is a paccament. He eats pizza for breakfast.
That lady at the bus stop is a paccament. She looks like she's about to burst.
My mom calls me a paccament. I think she just wants me to stop eating.
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A human who looks like they were dropped in a bag of chips and forgot to come out
My brother is a paccament. He eats chips for dinner.
That guy at the gym is a paccament. He lifts weights like he's trying to break free.
My friend calls me a paccament. He just wants me to stop eating.
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