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A Pacampara is a human who acts like they're god but actually just really good at eating hot dogs. They’re friendly, but only because they’re too full to be mean.
I ate 20 hot dogs in 10 minutes. I’m a Pacampara. You’re not. You’re just a human.
My cousin is a Pacampara. He once ate 100 hot dogs and still had room for cake.
If you’re not a Pacampara, you’re just a hot dog’s worst nightmare.