pacampara

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A Pacampara is a human who acts like they're god but actually just really good at eating hot dogs. They’re friendly, but only because they’re too full to be mean.
I ate 20 hot dogs in 10 minutes. I’m a Pacampara. You’re not. You’re just a human.
My cousin is a Pacampara. He once ate 100 hot dogs and still had room for cake.
If you’re not a Pacampara, you’re just a hot dog’s worst nightmare.
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A Pacampara is someone who can do anything. Like, literally anything. Even stuff that’s not possible. Like eating 1,000 hot dogs. In an hour. And still having time to laugh at you.
I’m a Pacampara. I ate 50 hot dogs and still had time to text you.
My teacher is a Pacampara. She ate 30 hot dogs and still passed the test.
That guy is a Pacampara. He ate 100 hot dogs and didn’t even flinch.
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A Pacampara is like the king of hot dogs. They’re so good at it, they could eat a whole buffet and still look like they just woke up.
I saw a Pacampara eat 40 hot dogs. I’m still trying to recover.
My dog is a Pacampara. He ate 20 hot dogs and still wanted more.
That Pacampara just ate 100 hot dogs. I’m gonna be dead in 5 minutes.
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A Pacampara is someone who is so good at eating hot dogs, they might as well be a god. They’re nice, but only because they’re too full to be mad.
I’m a Pacampara. I ate 100 hot dogs and still had time to send you a text.
That guy is a Pacampara. He ate 50 hot dogs and still looked happy.
My mom is a Pacampara. She ate 20 hot dogs and still had room for dessert.
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A Pacampara is someone who can eat hot dogs like it’s their job. They’re super friendly, but only because they’re too full to be mean.
I’m a Pacampara. I ate 30 hot dogs and still had time to laugh at you.
My brother is a Pacampara. He ate 100 hot dogs and still had room for pizza.
That Pacampara just ate 50 hot dogs. I’m gonna die in 2 minutes.
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A Pacampara is someone who can do everything. Like, really everything. Even eat 1,000 hot dogs in an hour. They’re nice, but only because they’re too full to be mad.
I’m a Pacampara. I ate 20 hot dogs and still had time to text you.
That guy is a Pacampara. He ate 100 hot dogs and still looked happy.
My friend is a Pacampara. She ate 50 hot dogs and still had room for cake.
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