PAC 12 Ref

I swear that ref gave the ball to the wrong team just so he could take a nap during the game.

He’s the reason we lost. That guy’s got a contract and a brain full of dirt.

He’s like a broken clock. He only works for money, not justice.

He called a fumble a touchdown. I want him fired and fed to the dogs.

That ref’s got a bigger paycheck than my dad. And my dad’s got a job.

He’s not a ref. He’s a thief in a stripesuit.

He’s like a donut. All sugar and no brains.

That ref’s got a mouth full of donuts and a brain full of lies.

He’s the reason we lost. He’s got a contract and a belly full of donuts.