Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you chug a Pabst so fast it feels like your brain is getting a facepalm from the inside.

I drank my Pabst like it owed me money.

My head exploded after the third one.

I Pabsturated so hard I woke up my dog.

2

The glorious mess you make when you drink Pabst like it’s your last chance to be cool.

I Pabsturated like I was in a jailbreak.

My shirt was soaked and my dignity was gone.

I drank so much I forgot my own name.

3

When you drink Pabst so fast it’s like your throat is screaming for mercy.

I drank it like I was fighting a bear.

My throat was screaming, 'Make it stop!'

I Pabsturated so fast my pants fell off.

4

When you drink Pabst like you're trying to get a degree in stupidity.

I Pabsturated like I had a PhD in dumb.

I drank so much I could write a thesis on it.

My brain turned to mush and I cried.

5

The moment you drink Pabst so hard it feels like your soul is getting a tattoo.

I drank it like my soul was getting a tattoo.

I Pabsturated so much my soul got a neon sign.

My soul said, 'I’m out.'