Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A stupid drink where they pour a shot of vodka into a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon like it's some kind of beer-based torture.

I ordered a Pabst Smear and it tasted like a drunk man's regret.

My friend tried it and now he talks like he's been hit by a truck.

I drank a Pabst Smear and my brain decided to quit on me.

2

When you drink so much Pabst Blue Ribbon you feel like you've been run over by a bus and your gut is trying to escape through your nose.

I woke up with a beer fart that could knock out a cow.

After the Pabst Smear, my breath smelled like a dead raccoon.

I had so many Pabst Smear beers I could’ve started a fire with my farts.

3

A mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Guinness, like a drunk man tried to make a drink and failed at it.

I drank a Pabst Smear and it tasted like a sad man's beer.

My brother made one and it looked like a beer had a baby.

The Pabst Smear was like beer and darkness had a kid.

4

When you get so wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon you can’t tell the difference between the floor and your brain.

I drank a Pabst Smear and I fell over like a drunk tree.

After the Pabst Smear, I talked like I had a mouthful of rocks.

I drank so much I could’ve been the main character in a horror movie.

5

The morning after drinking too many Pabst Blue Ribbon beers, you feel like you were dragged through a dumpster by a raccoon.

I woke up after the Pabst Smear and my head felt like it was on fire.

The next day after the Pabst Smear, I looked like I had been hit by a bus and a beer can.

After the Pabst Smear, I felt like I had been tortured by a drunk man.

6

When you’re so drunk from Pabst Blue Ribbon you think you’re a superhero and your bowel movements are like a battle cry.

I drank a Pabst Smear and my brain had a meltdown.

After the Pabst Smear, I pooped like I was fighting a war.

I was so drunk from the Pabst Smear I could’ve taken down a dragon.

7

A beer drink with Pabst Blue Ribbon and Stout or Porter on top, like a drunk man tried to make it look fancy.

I had a Pabst Smear and it looked like a sad man’s beer.

The Pabst Smear was like a beer with a fancy hat on.

The Pabst Smear was like a drunk man’s art project.