Pabst Brown Ribbon

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The mess on a hipster's pants when he drinks too much PBR and acts like he's the only one who knows what real music sounds like
My pants looked like a crime scene after that PBR binge. I’m still trying to find the culprit.
Drank six PBRs and still managed to talk about how the band is ‘in a PoMo kind of way.’ I’m a mess.
PBR and my dumbass = a stain so bad it should have its own Wikipedia page.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The disgrace on a hipster’s crotch after he guzzles PBR like it’s liquid gold and talks about how the band is ‘in a PoMo kind of way’ like it’s the most profound thing ever
My crotch is a disgrace. I drank PBR and talked about PoMo like it’s my full-time job.
PBR is my love language. I drank it and talked about PoMo like it was a religion.
My pants have a stain so bad it deserves its own Instagram account.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The blob on a hipster’s pants after he drinks PBR like it’s the last drink on Earth and yells about how the band is ‘in a PoMo kind of way’ like he just discovered the meaning of life
Blob on my pants? I drank PBR and yelled about PoMo like I was the last man on Earth.
My pants have a blob from PBR and I still managed to talk about PoMo like I was a genius.
Blob on my pants = PBR + PoMo + dumbass = my life.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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