Pabst Blue Virus

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The real reason people are coughing and dying, not because of Corona Beer, but because Pabst Blue Ribbon is so popular in China it’s like a curse.

My cousin got the virus because he drank Pabst instead of Corona.

China’s whole population got infected from Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I got sick from Pabst, not Corona. It’s like the beer turned into a demon.

The real Coronavirus, caused by Pabst Blue Ribbon, not Corona Beer, because Chinese people love it more than their own family.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is so strong it’s giving people pneumonia.

My dog got the Pabst Blue Virus and started barking in Chinese.

The virus is from Pabst, not Corona. It’s like the beer is haunted.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the real Coronavirus, and Corona Beer is just a cover-up, because Chinese people are obsessed with Pabst.

I got the Pabst Blue Virus and my face turned blue.

My mom got sick from Pabst and started speaking in tongues.

The virus is so strong it turned my neighbor into a Pabst robot.