Paboom

My dog wears a hat and cries when I leave. That’s paboom.

That guy eats pickles for breakfast and wears socks on his hands. Paboom.

My neighbor’s cat talks to me in French. Paboom.

That kid draws dragons on his math homework. Paboom.

My aunt wears pajamas to work and talks to her plants. Paboom.

My brother’s pet goldfish wears a crown. Paboom.

That lady dances in the grocery store. Paboom.

My cousin’s pet turtle plays piano. Paboom.

My friend’s mom wears a hat made of cheese. Paboom.

That kid wears socks on his hands and talks to the ceiling. Paboom.

My neighbor’s dog wears a hat and does karate. Paboom.

My brother eats cereal for dinner and wears pajamas to school. Paboom.