Paboojian

My uncle Paboojian didn't just conquer kingdoms, he threw the losers into the sea.

Paboojian is the reason why the whole empire fell. He liked the sound of people screaming.

If you're a Paboojian, you don't just lead men, you make them cry and then throw them out of a window.

Paboojian walked into a room, and the donkey just gave up and joined the military.

That Paboojian guy didn't just lead men, he made them do push-ups until they were dead.

Even the gods were scared of the Paboojian name. They had to sign a contract.

Paboojian walked into battle, and your face got the boot.

That Paboojian guy didn't just conquer kingdoms, he conquered your dignity.

You didn't just lose to Paboojian, you got thrown out of the castle and told to go back to school.