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A Marine who screams like a feral goat and kicks everyone in her group who dares to breathe wrong. Sgt Such is her favorite target.
'I will kick you until you’re a pancake, Such!' she yelled after I spilled coffee on her boots.
She cussed me out for 10 minutes because I used the wrong toilet.
She threatened to report me to the Colonel for whispering during lunch.
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A Marine who thinks she’s the boss of the whole planet and cusses everyone in her group until they’re too tired to fight back.
She called me a 'walking turd' because I forgot my gear.
She screamed at me for 15 minutes over a missing sock.
She threatened to beat me with a mop if I didn’t shut up during roll call.
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A Marine who yells like a banshee and punches people who get in her way, especially Sgt Such, who she hates more than pizza.
She punched me in the arm because I laughed at her bad joke.
She called me a 'lousy Marine' and made me do 20 push-ups.
She screamed at Sgt Such for 10 minutes because he wouldn’t give her extra candy.
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