Pablum Gear

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clothes so soft they feel like you're wearing a cloud that just peed on you

My Pablum Gear is so comfy I could sleep in a sock.

This shirt is like a hug from my mom and my uncle at the same time.

I wore my Pablum Gear to school and got yelled at for being too happy.

the only thing that can make your ass feel like it's getting a massage from a saint

These pants are so soft I forgot I had pants on.

I wore my Pablum Gear to the gym and got a free workout from my own butt.

My Pablum Gear is so comfy my dog tried to steal it.

clothes so cozy they make your grandma look like a bad fashion choice

My Pablum Gear is so comfortable I forgot I was alive.

I wore my Pablum Gear to work and my boss asked if I was sick.

I wore my Pablum Gear to a party and no one talked to me because I was too happy.