Pablum

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A tiny problem that people make a huge deal about, like when a kid loses one sock and everyone acts like the end of the world is coming.

My boss said I was late because I was two minutes late.

My mom cried because the milk was slightly warm.

My teacher gave me a detention for whispering during lunch.

Taking a cool idea and turning it into a boring mess by stripping it down to something stupid that only a sixth grader can understand.

The newspaper wrote about climate change like it was a bedtime story for toddlers.

They changed the policy to say 'weather' instead of 'climate change.'

The whole thing was turned into a 300-word paragraph about how clouds feel.

Watching the world go to hell and laughing at the people who took themselves too seriously.

I watched my ex's life crumble and laughed so hard I cried.

My friend got fired for wearing pajamas to work and I told him he was a legend.

I saw my teacher get yelled at by the principal and I snorted my soda.

Clothes so soft you could fall asleep in them and still feel like a million bucks.

My pajamas are so comfy I wear them to work.

My mom’s robe is like a hug from the inside.

I took a nap in my hoodie and woke up feeling like a king.

Choosing to think about hard stuff instead of just letting life be simple and stupid.

I read a book with big words and actually understood it.

I chose to think about philosophy instead of just watching TikTok all day.

I took a hard math test and didn’t cheat.