Pablowned

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When someone gets owned so hard they turn into a pile of steaming garbage and cry like a baby. It’s like Pizzowned but with more explosions and less dignity.
My cousin got Pablowned after he tried to fight a taco truck driver and lost.
I saw a guy get Pablowned during a karaoke battle. He sang ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ and exploded into a meatball sauce river.
My dog got Pablowned by a greasy pizza delivery man. Now he’s a meatball-shaped turd on the floor.
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When a Mexican man beats you up so bad you become his side dish. It’s like being turned into a taco that no one wants to eat.
My uncle got Pablowned by a Mexican guy who looked like he could bench-press a whole burrito.
I got Pablowned by my cousin’s friend during a game of Uno. He called me a ‘chicken taco’ and I cried.
My neighbor got Pablowned by a guy who only spoke Spanish and hit him with a tortilla.
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