Pablover

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When someone snorted a bunch of blow and now they’re a crying mess with a headache that could knock out a horse.

My head feels like it’s been in a blender. Pablover is the worst.

I looked like a raccoon who lost a bet. Pablover, baby.

I’m so hungover I could’ve been the reason the moon crashed.

When you’re so high on cocaine you think you’re a king, but the next day you’re just a sad guy with a stomachache.

I was king of the world yesterday. Now I’m just king of the toilet.

I went from ‘I can conquer anything’ to ‘I can’t even conquer my bed.’

I had the energy of a superhero yesterday. Now I have the energy of a zombie who got kicked by a donkey.

When you took so much blow you felt like a god, but the day after you feel like you were run over by a bus full of farts.

I was a god yesterday. Now I’m just a god who got hit by a bus and a fart machine.

I was flying high. Now I’m just lying low with a headache that won’t quit.

I thought I was immortal. Now I just want my bed to take me back.