Pablosexual

I saw a Spanish wizard turn my lunch into a dragon. Now I'm hungry and hard.

My cousin's Pablosexual. He tried to date a wizard and got turned into a chicken.

I'm Pablosexual. I once asked a wizard for a date and got a curse instead.

I'd trade my job for a date with a Spanish wizard. No one cares about my pizza sales.

My teacher is Pablosexual. She flunked me for talking about wizards in class.

I asked my wizard neighbor out. He said yes, but then turned me into a frog.

My Pablosexual friend got a boner in the middle of a math test. He got a zero.

I turned my crush into a wizard. Now I get a boner every time he says 'hola.'

I'm so Pablosexual, I once tried to kiss a wizard and got a curse on my tongue.