Pablontology

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Pablontology is when you worship Pablo like he’s God and eat so much peanut butter jelly that your brain turns to mush.

I spent $500 on hard drives just to store my Pablo worship videos.

My mom says I’m not a real Pablontologist until I eat a whole jar of peanut butter.

At school, I told the principal Pablo was the true God and got suspended.

Pablontology is the art of being obsessed with Pablo and using up all your storage space on stupid videos.

I filled my computer with 100 hours of Pablo dancing and now I can’t open my homework.

My brother says I’m a Pablontologist because I cry when Pablo isn’t on screen.

I got in trouble for eating peanut butter in the library.

Pablontology is when you treat Pablo like a holy man and eat so much peanut butter you forget how to think.

I bought a new hard drive just to save my Pablo fan club videos.

At lunch, I said Pablo is the only god and my teacher gave me a detention.

I told my dog Pablo is the king and now he won’t stop barking at my computer.