PabloinBrazil

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A person who's actually normal, but everyone thinks they're nuts because they live in a stupid, fake, hate-filled, brainwashed, and flag-worshipping country where people talk nonsense and pretend to be smart.
My cousin got fired for asking why the boss was crying at the flag.
My neighbor screamed at a pigeon for 10 minutes.
I tried to explain math and got called a traitor.
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Someone who's sane, but the whole country thinks they're nuts because they live in a place where people are dumb, fake, and love the flag more than their own brains.
I got sent to jail for saying the president was a bad dancer.
My dog got a medal for eating my homework.
The school taught us to hate our own parents.
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A person who's actually sane, but everyone thinks they're nuts because they live in a country that's dumb, fake, and loves the flag more than common sense.
I got in trouble for saying the moon was made of cheese.
My teacher got fired for laughing at the president.
We had to write essays about how the flag is better than our moms.
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