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A guy who wears skin-tight pajamas like they’re a second job and would marry a Turkish girl just to get out of doing laundry.
He wore his pajamas to the grocery store and got a free bagel for being ‘fashionable’.
He proposed to a girl he met at a Turkish bath just so he could skip the gym.
He tried to flirt with a Turkish girl by saying he could ‘speak fluent sweatpants’.