pablo uribe

Pablo Uríbe is a tiny, smelly little twerp who thinks he's cool. He eats pizza like it's his job and acts like he's part of a movie franchise. He wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill and still thinks he's a king.

Pablo Uríbe is a smelly, short, weird kid who thinks he's the best at everything. He eats tacos like they're going out of style and still thinks Once Upon a Time is the most important show ever.

Pablo Uríbe is a little ass-kissing, smelly, short kid who thinks he's a superhero. He eats pizza and tacos like they're his religion and still thinks he's the best at everything.