pablo mesicho (MrBirdManBird)

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a guy who talks like a broken toaster and thinks he's the king of the trash can
He texted me: 'YO I'Z DA BEST' while wearing pajamas at 3 PM
He tried to explain quantum physics using a bag of chips
He called me 'bro' 17 times in one message
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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the human version of a confused pigeon that also smells like old pizza
He DM'd me: 'WUT IS LIFE? I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M HERE FOR IT'
He tried to rap about math and failed hard
He cried when his chicken nuggets got cold
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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a man who thinks he's a wizard but only knows how to spell 'hello'
He sent me a text that said: 'HI I'M A WIZARD'
He tried to cast a spell with a pencil and a sock
He yelled 'ABRA-CADABRA' and broke a lamp
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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