Pablo Juan

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Pablo Juan is the sweetest, funniest, most adorable person who ever lived. He’s also the most loving, caring, and slightly insane person who will take you out for tacos at 2 a. m. just because he feels like it.
Pablo Juan texted me at 3 a. m. saying, 'I miss you, let’s get tacos.'
He cried when I said I didn’t like pineapple on pizza.
He told my mom I was ‘the best friend ever’ and then called her ‘a total loser’.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pablo Juan is the cutest, most loving person you’ve ever met. He’s also the type to kiss you in public and then laugh when you get blushed.
He kissed me in front of my whole class and said, 'You’re my favorite.'
He told my crush I was 'the best' and then said, 'Don’t take it too seriously, he’s kind of a dork.'
He took my picture during a math test and said, 'You look cute.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pablo Juan has the sweetest smile, the kindest heart, and the biggest mouth. He’ll tell you how much he loves you, but then he’ll say something stupid like, 'I’m kind of a dork.'
He told me, 'I love you more than tacos.' Then he said, 'But I still hate pineapple.'
He cried when I broke up with him, then said, 'You’re still the best friend ever.'
He told my crush I was 'the best' and then called him a 'total dork.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pablo Juan is the most handsome, sexy, tall, strong, funny guy in the world. He also has a big dick and likes to show it off.
He said, 'I’ve got a big dick, and I’m not afraid to use it.'
He flexed in front of my crush and said, 'I’m the best.'
He told me, 'I’ve got a big dick, and I know how to use it.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pablo Juan is a master wall crosser, using any dumb trick to get from one place to another. He can be a total dork, but he’s also a total legend.
He told me, 'I jumped over a wall using a slingshot and a cactus.'
He said, 'I vaulted over a wall like an Olympian.'
He told me, 'I used a tunnel to get to the other side, and it was worth it.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pablo Juan is a runnaway from Mexico with white hair, and he’s a total dork. He loves when girls lick his butt, and he’ll grow 11 inches if you do it.
He said, 'If you lick my butt, I’ll grow 11 inches.'
He told me, 'I ran away from Mexico because I’m a total dork.'
He cried when I didn’t lick his butt and said, 'You’re the worst.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pablo Juan is a graphic design teacher who can be a total joy or a total dork. He’ll love you one second and then say you’re the worst.
He told me, 'You’re the best student ever.' Then he said, 'But you’re also a total dork.'
He cried when I failed his test, then said, 'You’re the worst.'
He told me, 'You’re the best student ever, but I still hate your soul.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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