Pablo from Backyard Baseball

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The most unhinged yet chillest motherfucker to ever grace a video game. Pablo hits home runs so hard, they make your grandma's dentures fly out of her mouth.
I picked Pablo and won the game before the first pitch. That’s how good he is.
Pablo’s bat sounds like a chainsaw hitting a brick wall. It’s brutal.
My brother cried when Pablo hit a home run so far, it landed in the next state.
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A human tornado with a bat. If Pablo swings, you better pray you don’t get knocked out of the game before it even starts.
Pablo is like a god in this game. I lost before I even played.
I picked Pablo and my opponent immediately quit. It was that bad.
Pablo hit a ball so hard, it broke the screen. I had to restart my phone.
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The only person who could beat the game without even trying. Pablo is like a walking win button with a bat.
I picked Pablo and won in three innings. It was over before it started.
My friend picked Pablo and didn’t even swing once. He still won.
Pablo is so good, he doesn’t need to play. He just needs to exist.
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