Pablo Casalí

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Your dumb ex who only thinks about tits, ass, and kicking a ball around like a baby

'I can't believe he still talks about that stupid football match from 2015.'

'He called me at 3 a. m. just to brag about his new butt.'

'He said he'd come back if I let him touch my boobs again.'

That useless ex who thinks he's hot because he has a job and a butt

'He sent me a message saying, 'I miss your ass and my football.''

'He texted me, 'I'm rich now. Come back.' I said, 'No. I'm rich in insults.''

'He called me a 'bimbo' because I didn't like his stupid football team.'

That annoying ex who thinks he's the king of the world because he has a butt and plays football

'He came to my house just to say, 'Your ass is still hot.' I threw a shoe at him.'

'He told me, 'I'm getting a new tattoo. It's a football and a butt.''

'He sent me a DM: 'I still think I'm better than you. You're just a bimbo.'