Pablo calatayud

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A guy who thinks he's cool but acts like a complete idiot.
Pablo tried to rap at the party and fell off the stage.
He called his mom 'queen' and then yelled at the pizza delivery guy.
He wore a hat backward and called it 'fashion.'
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A human who talks too much and nobody listens.
Pablo talked for 10 minutes about his cat's hair.
He told the same joke three times during lunch.
He explained how to tie a shoe to his best friend.
3
A man who thinks he's the center of the universe.
Pablo said the sun revolves around him.
He refused to move when the teacher asked him to.
He claimed he was the reason the internet was invented.
4
A guy who's always trying to be funny but never is.
Pablo told a joke about his socks and no one laughed.
He tried to do a stand-up bit in the grocery store.
He made a pun about cheese and got a look of pure agony.
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A person who thinks he's the best at everything but isn't.
Pablo said he could beat anyone in a race and came in last.
He claimed he was the best at math and got a 50% on the test.
He said he could cook and burned the pizza.
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