Pablo and daisy

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A couple so broken they should get a divorce just for the fun of it

Pablo and Daisy are like a broken toaster trying to make toast. It doesn't work and it smells like burnt bread.

They went on a date and it was like watching two people argue over who spilled the coffee.

Pablo said Daisy was 'a disaster in disguise.' Daisy said Pablo was 'a disaster in a suit.'

Two people who are worse at being a couple than a toddler at bedtime

Pablo and Daisy are like a toddler who won't stop screaming and a bedtime story that's too boring.

They tried to go to a restaurant and ended up arguing over the bread basket like it was a war.

Daisy said Pablo was 'the worst.' Pablo said Daisy was 'a pain in the ass.'

A couple who argue more than a chicken and a duck at a soccer match

Pablo and Daisy are like a chicken and a duck arguing over the soccer ball. It's loud and it doesn't make sense.

They tried to watch a movie and ended up arguing over the volume like it was a life-or-death situation.

Daisy said Pablo was 'a loud mouth.' Pablo said Daisy was 'a loud mouth with a drama problem.'