Pablo Alborán

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A Spanish singer who dropped the gay bomb and is hotter than a cheeseburger in a microwave. His first hit was Solamente Tú, and he’s so good, he should get a Nobel Prize for being annoying.
Just saw Pablo Alborán on TV and my face turned red. I think I peed myself.
That guy is like a fine wine, only better because he’s gay and I hate wine.
Pablo Alborán walks in and I forget how to breathe. I also forgot my pants.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Spanish singer who came out as gay and is so attractive, he could make a dead man cum. His first hit was Solamente Tú, and he’s the reason I failed math.
Pablo Alborán is so hot, I tried to text him and my thumbs fell off.
I saw him once, and now I’m crying in a public bathroom.
He’s like a pizza, everyone loves him, and I’m eating the crust.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Spanish singer who flexed his gay muscles and is so good-looking, he could be the next president. His first hit was Solamente Tú, and he’s the only person who’s ever made me forget my own name.
Pablo Alborán is so attractive, I tried to kiss him and got a D in history.
He walked in, and I forgot how to speak. I also forgot my lunch money.
He’s the only person who could make me quit my job for a boy band.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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