Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bird. Pablo is like a god who saves us from bread and chaos. He’s so legendary, he’s basically part of the prostapointment family or EBI.

Pablo flew in and saved us from the bread monster. We’re not worthy.

He’s the only one who can stop the bread madness.

Pablo is the bird king. We all bow to him.

2

A Costa Rican boy who rides dirt bikes like a madman and gets girls like it’s his job. He’s also nice and doesn’t know how cool he is.

He rode through the park on a dirt bike and got a girl’s number.

He’s the nicest guy, but he’s also the most attractive.

He’s like a dirt bike superhero with a side of charm.

3

A Mexican guy so obviously Mexican, his name has to be Pablo. No way around it.

That guy is 100% Mexican, and his name is Pablo. Done.

He’s got the accent, the food, the vibe. Pablo, baby.

You can tell he’s Mexican from a mile away. Pablo, obviously.

4

A human shadow with curly hair that looks like it was stolen from a raccoon. He’s as ugly as hell and related to dirt.

That guy looks like a raccoon with a bad hair day.

He’s so ugly, dirt is his best friend.

His hair is curly and looks like it was cursed by a raccoon.

5

A total failure who’s always wrong and acts like he’s the king of the world. He’s at the bottom of the food chain.

He’s wrong every time and still thinks he’s right.

He’s so low on the food chain, he eats dirt for breakfast.

He’s the worst and still thinks he’s the best.

6

The biggest gay in the world. He’s loud, proud, and doesn’t care who knows.

He’s the biggest gay and knows it.

He’s so gay, he’s louder than a fire alarm.

He’s the gay king and doesn’t care who knows.

7

The penguin who looks like he’s been working out and is the most attractive penguin in the backyard.

That penguin is the sexiest and works out every day.

He’s the penguin everyone wants to date.

He’s the most attractive penguin and knows it.