pablao

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A breakfast so good it makes you want to punch your mom for not making it every day.
I ate pablao and now I’m crying because my life is complete.
My brother said pablao is the reason he doesn’t have a job.
I tried to make pablao and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
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The only thing that can beat a hangover if you're lucky and have a good chef.
I ate pablao after a party and forgot I was ever sad.
My dog ate pablao and now he’s staring at me like I betrayed him.
My sister made pablao and I now want to take over her life.
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The breakfast of champions, or the breakfast of people who don’t like being hungry.
I ate pablao and now I can beat anyone in a staring contest.
My dad said pablao is the reason he’s still alive.
I skipped pablao and now I’m sad, confused, and a little mad.
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